Goldenseal and Curry

©Dan Scanlan, Wish 'n' Wail Music (ASCAP)

He's Rigid and Channelocks, ViseGrip and Crescent

But goldenseal and curry is she.

He's antler and pipestone, carve file and whittle

She's charcoal and pastel and chi

He wants his hard boiled

She'd rather have Brie

He'll drink three mugs of joe

To her one cup of tea

He's Rigid and Channelocks, ViseGrip and Crescent

But goldenseal and curry is she,

Goldenseal and curry is she.